“Your mother’s a donkey”: Oh, the things we (accidentally) say while traversing the globe

Posted November 16th, 2011 by Molly Demmer

Written by Kim Bercaw

Donkeys
When communicating in foreign lands, what we say and what we mean to say are sometimes very different. But let’s face it: Inadvertently unleashing a family insult or silly comment isn’t quite as horrifying when you remember to pack your sense of humor.

I’ll never forget my first Australian rugby match. Not the game, mind you. Instead, I remember the seemingly effortless way I managed to lodge my foot in squarely in my mouth just moments after finding my seat. Hoping to make a little polite conversation with some locals, I confidently turned to the young man next to me and asked him which team he was “rooting for.” I quickly discovered the term has a very different meaning Down Under than it does in the States– a much more, ehem, salacious meaning, if you will. By the time the laughter had subsided, my face was as red as Uluru.

Truth be told, anyone with a Passport probably has a similar story to share. In an effort to spare us all future embarrassment, here are a few common spoken pitfalls that can be easily avoided:

“Sobo” sounds remarkably similar to a popular type of Japanese noodle, but be warned: the proper spelling is “soba.” The former means “to eat your grandma.”

“Estoy embarazado” may sound like you’re admitting embarrassment in Spanish, but you’re really stating that you’re pregnant. For fewer amused stares, try “Me da verguenza.”

“Caballero” or “gentleman” in Spanish, is a perfectly respectable moniker for a man. But one slip of the tongue and you might just call someone a “caballo,” or horse.

“Chin Chin” will surely inspire your peers to raise their glasses in Italy, but in Japan the phrase is used to describe one’s private parts.

The good news? If you make a mistake while trying to speak another language, most people will likely appreciate the effort as much as the hilarity of the faux pas.

For more examples of language blunders watch this entertaining video from the BBC.

Do you have any funny language slip stories?  Share them in the comments section below.

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A Travel Gift Guide for the Holidays

Posted November 16th, 2011 by Molly Demmer

Written by Molly Demmer and Jayme Madson for Tonka Times Magazine

As the pumpkins and leaves in home décor aisles give way to snowflakes and sleighs, it’s clear that the holiday season is once again upon us. As the seasons change and the cold weather moves in, our hearts and minds are warmed by the thoughts of the approaching holiday season. During this time, we’ll once again find ourselves searching for the perfect gifts for family and friends. For those looking for a way to avoid the department store hustle and bustle, we’ve pulled together some of our favorite holiday gift ideas.

Colorful Travel Memories

Shutterfly Photo BookIt’s easy to create a personalized gift without spending the entire holiday season at a craft store. Capture and share travel memories in a custom photo book from Shutterfly.com. Simply choose a theme and book style from Shutterfly’s diverse library and upload digital photos from your computer or Facebook account. This is an easily (and stylish) way to keep special travel memories alive.

Where to find it: Shutterfly.com

Bags for International Adventures

Safari BagMost travelers are familiar with the strict luggage size regulations on major airlines and purchase luggage accordingly. When travelling abroad, however, you may be travelling with a less-familiar airline that has its own luggage rules and restrictions. For example, the limited cargo space on most flights taken while on safari in southern Africa restricts guests to carrying only soft-sided luggage with much smaller dimensions than the airlines we often fly with in the states. For those heading on an African safari, or any off-the-beaten-path adventure, we recommend the Eagle Creek No Matter What™ small duffel, with lockable zippers and a removable padded shoulder strap for simple and secure travel.

Where to find it: SafariClothingStore.com

Luggage for Little People

Trunki luggage for kidsAs the company tagline explains, Trunki makes “luggage for little people.” A Trunki is small enough to fit inside overhead bins on airplanes and large enough to hold the books, toys, snacks and change of clothes necessary for travel with small children. Most notably, the hard plastic luggage doubles as a wheeled cart on which tykes can ride when their little legs get tired, pulled by a special tow strap behind their parents. Trunkis come in a variety of personalities and colors, from Penelope the Princess Carriage to Freddie the Fire Engine, ensuring the luggage is something your child won’t want to leave behind.
Where to find it: Trunki.com

Practical Style

Women's JacketA light jacket is a necessity for cool airplanes, early morning adventures and evening strolls, even in a warm environment. For women, Columbia Sportswear’s Women’s Fast Trek fleece jacket is the perfect weight for varied environments. The soft fleece jacket can double as a pillow on the plane, and its zipped pockets will ensure that even her smallest belongings don’t fall out. While the jacket comes in an array of colors, we recommend a neutral color to more easily match a variety of outfits, saving precious packing space for new purchases and souvenirs.

Where to find it: SafariClothingStore.com

Tis the Season for Giving

Children in the WildernessTeach your children the importance of giving this holiday season by donating to a worthy cause. One program we’ve supported for many years is Children in the Wilderness, an educational safari camp program in southern Africa. Children in the Wilderness brings together kids from local communities in southern Africa and teaches them about protecting their environment, the geology and geography of the region in which they live, arts and crafts, nutrition, health and HIV/AIDS prevention.

During the Children in the Wilderness camp, kids spend their time bonding with peers and learning from adult mentors, including camp staff and safari guides; many of whom attended the camp when they were kids. This program plays an important role in inspiring and educating local children throughout seven countries in southern Africa.

Donate at ChildrenInTheWilderness.com

Kids playing with a tortoise

Give Them the World

There’s a sense of joy found in watching a child or grandchild open a special present on Christmas morning. But often, the gift is just one of many toys, gadgets and articles of clothing that will be used for a while and then forgotten. Now imagine the joy of traveling with children and grandchildren and literally giving them the world, sharing with them the wonders of ancient civilizations, amazing wildlife, and foreign cultures. Intergenerational trips give families the opportunity to experience the world together, making lasting memories and strengthening family bonds.

For parents and grandparents who are looking to give their children or grandchildren the gift of travel down the road, Travel Beyond has created America’s first-ever Travel Trust™. Our original family trust program allows parents and grandparents to place tax-exempt gifts into a family trust. The Trust funds can be used for enriching travel experiences today and in the future. Use the funds to take your grandchildren on an intergenerational trip next year or allow them to choose a destination for personal travel down the road.

Learn more at TravelBeyond.com

Adventures by Disney in France

Share the Travel Experience

For an experience and special holiday gift your child or grandchild won’t soon forget, we recommend an Adventures by Disney vacation this holiday season. Adventures by Disney offers travel experiences around the globe, from Australia to Peru. With so many options to choose from, it’s easy to find an experience perfect for your family’s many interests. In Europe, Adventures by Disney experiences range from spending the night in a historic English castle to learning how to make pasta in Tuscany or taking part in a detective scavenger hunt at the Louvre in France. In Central America, Disney guests can zip line above the rainforest canopy, explore a pineapple plantation and tour ancient forests filled with exotic creatures. With kids-only activities, family movie nights and special private tours, all Adventures by Disney itineraries add Disney magic to international adventure.

Learn more at TravelBeyond.com

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Twenty Regions, One Delicious Journey through Italy

Posted October 12th, 2011 by Molly Demmer

Written by Molly Demmer and Jayme Madson for Tonka Times Magazine.

Gnocchi Credit Villa San Michele Orient Express

As the land of la dolce vita (the sweet life), Italy is one of the world’s most loved destinations. It is a country that celebrates the good and simple things in life and where tradition reigns. Sampling delicious Italian food and wines is often a priority for travelers to Italy. We can’t blame them. Perhaps nowhere else in the world is food more highly regarded than in Italy, the land of perfectly aged cheeses, hand-rolled pastas, savory wines and mouth-watering gelato. It is here where food and wine have a leading role, often leading the way on a tour of Italy’s most famous landmarks and landscapes.

To Italians, there is no such thing as Italian food. Instead, each of Italy’s twenty regions has its own distinct cuisine, with flavors and cooking styles varying drastically between regions. In southern Italy, for instance, you’ll find food with more spice, and in the north you’ll find risotto, polenta and cream sauces that are not native to the south. A journey through Italian cuisine will not only delight taste buds, but will offer insight into the history and culture of this beautiful country.

St Peter's Basilica Credit Food Network Travel

Rome: Traditional Tastes

Rome is a city with a pull unlike most others in Europe. Known as “The Eternal City,” Rome is famous for its rich history and many stunning attractions, including the Vatican, Colosseum, Trevi Fountain, Campidoglio, Pantheon, Palatine Hill and Roman Forum. But visiting these attractions isn’t the only reason to make the trip to this historic place. Like many of Europe’s largest cities, Rome’s cuisine has been influenced by its diverse population. It’s this fusion of culture in flavor that can’t be missed. Rome’s trattorias (casual dining restaurants) are famous for their spaghetti carbonara, bucatini all’amatriciana (straw-shaped noodles with tomato and bacon sauce) and l’abbacchio (roast lamb). Tuscan and Sicilian restaurants in Rome offer a more upscale dining experience where five courses is the norm. In Rome, dining is a leisurely activity that doesn’t often begin until 8 or 9 p.m. so plan to make a night out your dining experience.

Tuscany Landscape Credit Food Network Travel

Tuscany: A Countryside Toast

After a visit to Rome, a countryside escape to Tuscany provides a refreshing change of pace. The region of Tuscany boasts breathtaking landscapes, an extensive collection of artwork and incredible wine and cuisine. Make tasting a priority in Tuscany by visiting Castello Vicchiomaggio, one of Italy’s most famous vineyards, which has been producing wine since the 5th century. It is here where you can sip Chianti wine and sample olive oils in the same place that Leonardo da Vinci created the Mona Lisa. Elsewhere in Tuscany, enjoy regional dishes like homemade gnocchi (light potato-based dumplings) with fresh tomato and pecorino sauce, local pork, zucchini, eggplant and more, followed by a delightful tiramisu. If stumped while ordering, ask for a recommendation. Italians are known to be welcoming and passionate hosts, and local chefs and wait staff often love to share their expertise with guests.

Overlooking Florence Credit Villa San Michele Orient Express

Florence: Artistic Flavors

As the capital of the region of Tuscany, Florence adds a distinct new flavor to a culinary tour in Italy. Meat lovers come hungry. Florence is famous for its specially prepared meat, from sliced salami and prosciutto as an antipasto (or appetizer) to a high-quality, grilled T-bone steak. For a meal with an unforgettable view, we recommend The Loggia Restaurant at the legendary Villa San Michele in Fiesole, which overlooks the beautiful city of Florence. Well-fed travelers will have the energy to explore the rest of Florence, from the ornate Duomo cathedral complex to Michelangelo’s recently restored Renaissance sculpture of David. As the birthplace of the Renaissance, Florence’s vast collection of art provides stunning visuals to complement its flavorful cuisine.

Venice Channel

Venice: Local Seafood, Exotic Spices

Venice is best known for its water-filled streets, romantic art galleries and modern celebrations like the annual Venice Film Festival and Carnival. Venetian cuisine offers a contrast from neighboring regions, where the focus is on seafood, spices and unique side dishes. Discover the many styles of risotto, a creamy rice which acts as a primo (first course) for many Venetian meals, or polenta, made from boiled cornmeal. Both dishes are staples in a Venetian diet, along with fresh fish and exotic spices. To truly understand the culture of daily life in Venice, visit the Rialto market, where you can watch chefs, local residents and vendors bargain over prices, choose the freshest fish or buy colorful fruits and vegetables. Join in the action and grab a morning snack before taking a ferry to Murano where you’ll enjoy watching the creation of Venetian glass by a classically trained glass-blower. After a fresh seafood dinner and a bottle of wine, relax on a romantic gondola ride that has come to define this famous floating city.

Food Experts and a Hands-On Experience

No one understands the role food plays in travel better than Food Network, whose famous chefs and popular show hosts travel the world to bring you fresh ingredients, unique restaurants and ancient recipes. Because Food Network recognizes the significant role food plays in any trip to Italy, they’ve created a tour that celebrates the best Italian food in some of the country’s most well-known regions. The trip pairs famous sights like Rome’s historic Colosseum, Vatican City’s iconic Sistine Chapel or Florence’s colorful marble Duomo with celebrated foods like homemade gnocchi, Parmigiano cheese and tiramisu. Wine tastings at historic vineyards and a hands-on cooking class with a local Italian chef provide guests with inspiration that will influence long after the journey’s end. Led by a Food Network travel host, the 10-day trip visits Rome, Tuscany, Florence, Venice and other famous culinary sites throughout this magnificent destination.

For More Information

To learn more about this comprehensive tour of Italian cuisine with Food Network, contact us.

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